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Me? Someone wants to know about me? How sweet. Well, I'm light green with shiny brown flowers all over me, I've got a blue interior and wicked 4" leg lengthening, boy's heart stopping/stomping, heels of sexiness.

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I am a twice-retired, twice college educated, twice forced out of retirement because of lack of funds gal. Which is interesting, because I am just past 30.

I am a renegade hostess. I willfully force my party ideas on others. They keep coming to my parties so either they enjoy them, or have nothing better to do.

I am crafty, to a point. You'll find my garden to be full of interesting plants, a stepping stone path that I put it myself, tons of mulch, weeds and bermuda grass, in all the wrong places. My home is full of half-finished craft projects. Half of the curtains are done; I was waiting on a ladder to do the rest, but now that I have the ladder I still haven't finished them. There's the partially mended comforter: a remnent of my grandmother's hard work, torn apart by the machinations of my parents' washing machine, and partially mended by handy work of me. I can't decide if I should mend it with white (the original color) yarn or ivory (the color the comfortor has taken on). There's the pieces of the snowflake coverlet I was crochetting for my guest bedroom, the silk for the duvet cover, the fabric for the bed drapery, stored away from when I was forced into retirement the second time, two years ago.

I am oliana0, a name stolen from the wrong gal on a sci-fi tv show, a tiny bit part of a weak girl instead of the major bit part of the sneaky girl I thought I was stealing it from, plus the 0, which has been uncerimoniously appended to my user name on numerous occasions because either I've been there before and forgot the password, or I'm not alone.

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